Ask Swami

[Swami Dring]

Swami, how do we smell farts?

Is it true that what we're sensing is the little pieces of poo, floating in the air?

Tell me it ain't so!

It's not so, it's not so.

















Jesus I hope it's not so.

[J.W. Frogen]

It is true and on those specks of poo reside entire cities of Phoo, which only Horton can smell with his trunk so swell. He smells the Phoo and if you smell well some day you may too.

[Swami Dring]

[Swami Dring]

[Ned Kelly]

That Swami Elde Fruit is 'fat,' several Jumbo Jet loads according to the story which went with the photos. But, indeed, it is s sewer where at least two of our Members reside on a full time basis.

[AiA in Atlanta]

it is s sewer where at least two of our Members reside on a full time basis.

This is an outrage! An outrage, I tell you! Is this the kind of behaviour PA tolerates? Let's bring Aussie back so he can be the only one who can heap abuse on others!

[IQSRLOW]

it is s sewer where at least two of our Members reside on a full time basis.

I am shocked and chagrined... Mortified and stupefied that Aussie/Ned can run his tar and feathers brush amongst the good people here.

Is this the type of poster we want here? I implore you to oust this scoundrel!

[Max E Million]

I dont know about that, but Aussie/Ned sent me a PM on another forum to register here to try and stack his vote. I have managed to have a look around and see some of the previous election threads and I must say it has put Aussie/Ned in a new light.

He is a scoundrel. A cad. A blighter and continues to be so.

He is only a newby to our forum but I shall take this information back and inform the relevant parties to watch out for this villainous person. He is liable to cause trouble in our midst.

[AiA in Atlanta]

I dont know about that, but Aussie/Ned sent me a PM on another forum to register here to try and stack his vote. I have managed to have a look around and see some of the previous election threads and I must say it has put Aussie/Ned in a new light.

He is a scoundrel. A cad. A blighter and continues to be so.

He is only a newby to our forum but I shall take this information back and inform the relevant parties to watch out for this villainous person. He is liable to cause trouble in our midst.

False outrage is nothing to hide behind.

[AiA in Atlanta]

What makes a man, O Swami?

The willingness to do whatever is required.

Like the men doing this job.....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 25528.html

Where did all that fat come from? It could feed the starving masses in Africa.