The bullshit thread

[Black Orchid]

Channel 7 praising Biden for "sharpening his attack". Sheer BS.

[billy the kid]

What a debacle the conjob19 plandemic has become.....
Move the Qld border south
Move the Qld border north
Fears that Victorian lockdown will extend to Xmas
Fears that Victorian lockdown will extend for two years
Ban Sydneysiders from Qld
Ban Victorians from Qld
Numerous other border closures
Political incompetence
Inquiry into Ruby Princess debacle
Inquiry into Victorian Quarantine debacle
To mask or not to mask
No hydroxy in Australia...just Remdesivir
Schools closing
Schools opening
BLM protests permitted
Gov tracing App failure
Cant fish..cant play golf...cant dance...cant swim...cant idle...
Fines for buying KFC
Fines for travelling too far
People hiding in car boots to cross Qld border..
Hoarding of dunny paper
People fighting and spitting on each other
We're all in this together..
Economy fucked
Job losses
Superannuation raided...
Did I leave anything out...probably...
JobSeeker JobKeeper JobMaker..all whilst politicians REFUSE to take pay cut...
We're all in this together....
AND all the while our smug politicians stand in front of cameras
AND SMILE....
Chaos reigns supreme in the lucky country....
Sad...really sad how this country is being run......

[Nom De Plume]

I laugh because it's true!

[billy the kid]

Ooooh dear.....
The old bag is worried....
In Qld a new restriction has been placed on the peasants.....
No long can you walk to the bar and buy a beer and stand to drink it.....
You must now return to your table and sit while you sip.....
Apparently its easier to "socially distance" if the peasants are seated, rather than standing around
like brainwashed mullets....
Should that be stunned mullets or brainwashed mullets....
Not sure...
Stuff it...Ill go with brainwashed mullets...
AND the reason for this renewed restriction....
Well, apparently Qld has record two new cases of the conjob19 virus.....
YEP...
TWO.....
I know Im shaking in my boots....quivering at the thought of two peasants testing positive
for the conjob19 virus.....
I think Ill self isolate for a fortnight...
NO wait....maybe a month...….
Im so glad we have these white knights in shining armour guarding our safety with
such dedication and resolve..
Can I say "white knights"
Probably not..
Cant upset any of the fuckwits out there......
Make sure you look under your beds tonite folks.....
The conjob19 virus might be lurking......

[Black Orchid]

[Black Orchid]

Not more Chicos. No more Redskins. No more Coon cheese. The Captain Cook hotel in Sydney has changed its name to The Captain and the patrons are unhappy so I hope they drink elsewhere. What next?

Stupid snowflakes

[Black Orchid]

More woke BS. A new coffee ad.

[Nom De Plume]

Not more Chicos. No more Redskins. No more Coon cheese. The Captain Cook hotel in Sydney has changed its name to The Captain and the patrons are unhappy so I hope they drink elsewhere. What next?

Stupid snowflakes

I pity all the Mr and Mrs Coon's out there...

[Black Orchid]

Not more Chicos. No more Redskins. No more Coon cheese. The Captain Cook hotel in Sydney has changed its name to The Captain and the patrons are unhappy so I hope they drink elsewhere. What next?

Stupid snowflakes

I pity all the Mr and Mrs Coon's out there...

That's the most ridiculous thing about it. For God's sake it's a surname!

[billy the kid]

Nothing like cashing in on a crisis...
Collingwood AFL Club is now marketing their Collingwood
Face Masks.....
Don't know how much it cost to put these things together....
Maybe a dollar or two.....
GET yours now for.....
$25.00.....