The bullshit thread

[billy the kid]

I see virgin is rooted.....that's comical in itself....
Didnt someone mention they were gone about a month ago...maybe longer....
Oh yeah.....that was me......
I see Sweden is going great guns with their virus plan...
15000 infections and 1500 deaths.....
Isnt that the joint thats been overrun by the dregs of humanity....the rape
capital of the world....
AAs Billie Connolly would say.....sounds like a fun place to be.......

[billy the kid]

I see the government is going to take advantage of low oil prices and replenish our reserves...
WTF.... what are we going to buy...ten barrels...…
Where are we going to put it....oh that's right...we're going to build a storage structure....
How long will that take to plan and build........12 months maybe.....
Where do we put the oil in the meantime.....
In my fkn bedroom cupboard.....
Fuck me this government is useless...…..

[Black Orchid]

I don't know where we store out stockpile but I would think it a good thing to be stocking up right now?

China is busy buying up as much as they can. Surprise surprise!

[Black Orchid]

Well China has called us ignorant and bigoted. Will we pander to them for economic reasons? It will be absolute BS if we do.

[billy the kid]

What a chameleon our Mr Morrison is....
One minute he is choking back his tears and emotions whilst giving a press
conference, and a few minutes later he is answering questions from the media
with his usual smug, condescending, supercilious manner....
So which one is the real Scott Morrison....
The emotional bleating PM who has brought the Australian economy to its knees....
Or the smug, arrogant turd who talks to the media whores as though they are dirt.....
Ill go with the latter....
But hay...that's just me....

[Black Orchid]

I don't care who he is so long as he isn't that disgusting manboobed commie Shorten! Things could be a LOT worse!

[Black Orchid]

This is BS. 4 police officers were killed yesterday in Melbourne and the guy driving the car that they had pulled over before the accident took off from the scene. That's bad enough but ...

It’s alleged the Porsche driver took some “graphic” photos before fleeing the scene on foot.

“As chief commissioner, to have four officers killed last night, from someone who has clearly been driving erratically on the freeway with an extensive criminal history – it disgusts me… and to leave the scene is a very low act,” Ashton told reporters on Thursday.

The photos were shared on Facebook and Ashton asked the public not to further circulate those images.

https://7news.com.au/news/vic/eastern-f ... --c-993921

So people lay dead and dying and this POS takes some pics to post on Facebook before fleeing.

I have no words!

[billy the kid]

Sad to see Sitting Bull (the chief of Rugby Australia fall on her sword....)
Maybe she can ride back to NZ and get a gig mucking out MR Eds stables somewhere.....

[billy the kid]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-24/ ... e/12179044
50 million each...Don't suppose we can get much more for something 30 years old....
...I think both have a five inch gun and two 50 cal machine guns.....
Hang on....rumour has it that the two ships sold came with bows and arrows for the officers
and slingshots for the crew...…apparently some of the crew were also issued with boomerangs.....
I suppose we can put the 100 million towards our multi billion dollar sub deal with France.....

[Redneck]

Sad to see Sitting Bull (the chief of Rugby Australia fall on her sword....)
Maybe she can ride back to NZ and get a gig mucking out MR Eds stables somewhere.....

She wasnt given the job based on her looks thats for sure!