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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Neferti » Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:52 pm

Aussie wrote: How can you be sure these baits have been put on your property? Don't you have motion cameras everywhere there?
Are you really that stupid?

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Aussie » Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:55 pm

Neferti~ wrote:
Aussie wrote: How can you be sure these baits have been put on your property? Don't you have motion cameras everywhere there?
Are you really that stupid?
No, but it seems Mr Outlaw may have been.

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Neferti » Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:57 pm

Aussie wrote:
Neferti~ wrote:
Aussie wrote: How can you be sure these baits have been put on your property? Don't you have motion cameras everywhere there?
Are you really that stupid?
No, but it seems Mr Outlaw may have been.
Shouldn't you be offering Yogi some legal advice? Baiting animals is illegal, isn't it?

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Aussie » Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:00 pm

Neferti~ wrote:
Aussie wrote:
Neferti~ wrote:
Aussie wrote: How can you be sure these baits have been put on your property? Don't you have motion cameras everywhere there?
Are you really that stupid?
No, but it seems Mr Outlaw may have been.
Shouldn't you be offering Yogi some legal advice? Baiting animals is illegal, isn't it?
Oh really. Now you want to acknowledge I am a retired Lawyer. Why the change of heart after years of inconsistency on what I was....bank teller, conveyancer, copper, legal secretary etc.

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Neferti » Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:09 pm

Aussie wrote:
Neferti~ wrote:
Aussie wrote:
Neferti~ wrote:
Aussie wrote: How can you be sure these baits have been put on your property? Don't you have motion cameras everywhere there?
Are you really that stupid?
No, but it seems Mr Outlaw may have been.
Shouldn't you be offering Yogi some legal advice? Baiting animals is illegal, isn't it?
Oh really. Now you want to acknowledge I am a retired Lawyer. Why the change of heart after years of inconsistency on what I was....bank teller, conveyancer, copper, legal secretary etc.

:giggle
Don't too get excited. I have never considered you a bank teller, copper or legal secretary. People who do those jobs are smarter than you are.

You are a fuckwit who, apparently, did a 3 year Bachelor of Arts/Law at Brisbane Uni. Then got given the chore of attending the Law Courts to carry the Barrister's files. So a Legal Filing Clerk. :hi2

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Post by Aussie » Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:18 pm

There ya go then. Not qualified to give legal advice if that was what I was.

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Neferti » Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:21 pm

Doolan Street. :giggle

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:04 pm

Aussie wrote:
How can you be sure these baits have been put on your property?
Because the dogs were poisoned on my property.
Rocket (4/7/2012) disappeared. Jazzy disappeared 3 weeks after Gemma died. 1080 causes uncontrolled running before seizure and death. Thus the carcass han be many miles away.
Gemma was 1st baited 26/9/16 just inside my eastern boundary. Couldn't walk morning of 27/9/16.
Came good and went on 18km walk.
That night she went to challenge a prowler in long grass just beyond my western boundary and 10-15 minutes later exhibited all the symptoms of an extreme 1080 poisoning.
The pups each got baited quite close to my camp site, well within my property boundaries.

Now Fred, my red cattle dog is sick. He hasn't been taken anywhere lately. On Sunday night he went missing few a few minutes.
Not long enough to go wandering to other properties.

Aussie wrote: Don't you have motion cameras everywhere there?
Not everywhere. Mainly close to camp.
Had one on drive way out front but moved it because a junky thief (currently in gaol) knew its location.
His fense, who I've known for 20 years and had a fall out with last year also knew/knows some of the camera locations.
When I was having a colonoscopy in Bundy a couple of weeks ago, someone (with a ladder) got up behind the camera over my van, switched it off and ratted through my van.
A couple of weeks ago I noticed where someone had been coming over the wire and leaving a worn track along my western bounday down by the creek. I put a camera down there, then week ago Friday night 2 somebodies got themselves photographed. So one must have stood on the other's shoulders to reach, open and format the camera to wipe the card.
All the photos of me setting up that camera, the pigs that rooted around prior to Friday, and a friend and I down the creek on Friday are gone, thus wiped.
The night Rip died a friend came over, the culprit/s snuck in to listen (want to know my intentions), sitting in the rain.
My friend was about to leave and heard them. We approached and they ran. One tripped over a log, leaving marks on the log and an elbow impression in the wet soil.
We went back to my van. My friend said "They're gone"
I replied "Fang reckons they're still here" (barking and growling into the dark.
My friend saw the flash of a torch. I got a machete and my friend got in his Pajero. We went separate ways, and so did the prowlers.
I chased one over a battle axe block access and into next door.
A few days later I noticed someone had taken a pair of rubber palmed and lycra backed gloves I has used only 2 days prior from a bag in my ute. I know who took them, and that he thinks they're so I don't leave finger prints at reprisal time. Actually their so I don't get bitten by green ants and scorpions when collecting fire wood.
On Saturday night I saw the flash of an LED torch on the access track along my east boundary. I got a machete, went down and repeatedly chanted "Rod Xxxx's a cowardly baby killer, Rod Xxxx's a cowardly baby killer, Rod Xxxx's a cowardly baby killer ...."
Several minutes later I could hear his voice next door. All these poisonings occur while he is staying in the shack at the rear of that property.
Then once back at my van I saw another (incandescent) torch on the hill to my west.
I shone my laser at them and they left, but had to keep their torch on to make their way across the hill towards the road.

Y'see I apparently mucked up his illicit gun trade by giving info to Wynnum Ds about his junky house breaking gun thief, and his (now ex) former copper mate has run him out of Mt Perry RSL. His name is now mud, because it's now well known association with him gets your house broken into and your guns stolen.
He's not game enough to take me on face to face (says he has Parkinson's) so he's playing a vicious mind game.
He's kidding himself though. His health will fail before mine, and I don't need a tray of pills a day (including anti-depressants) to function.

By the way Arsie, he is in the same age range as you and grew up in Bundy like you. I bet you contacted him when I posted dirt on him in the 'Scumbag watch' thread. Of course you'd deny it, but like him, you're a compulsive bullshit artist. Or it was you who contacted FD complaining about said dirt, claiming to know this person. Either way I'll probably never know, not that it matters, you're still vermin as far as I'm concerned.

Does that answer your question? ... Too bad if not obfuscator.
If Donald Trump is so close to the Ruskis, why couldn't he get Vladimir Putin to put novichok in Xi Jjinping's lipstick?

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Aussie » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:23 pm

You are a paranoid wanker. Why would I give a stuff about you? I don't know you at all.....but it seems you have all your neigbours up you, gunning for you and your pack of pig dogs. That'd be the doing of everyone except you, of course.

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:40 pm

First you asked ...
Aussie wrote:
How can you be sure these baits have been put on your property? Don't you have motion cameras everywhere there?
To which I replied with detail.

Extract of ...
Outlaw Yogi wrote: By the way Arsie, he is in the same age range as you and grew up in Bundy like you. I bet you contacted him when I posted dirt on him in the 'Scumbag watch' thread. Of course you'd deny it, but like him, you're a compulsive bullshit artist. Or it was you who contacted FD complaining about said dirt, claiming to know this person. Either way I'll probably never know, not that it matters, you're still vermin as far as I'm concerned.
Aussie wrote:You are a paranoid wanker. Why would I give a stuff about you? I don't know you at all.....but it seems you have all your neigbours up you, gunning for you and your pack of pig dogs. That'd be the doing of everyone except you, of course.
Now that it seems you're sucking up to Custard Guts behind the scenes and I've been able to adequately respond to your obfuscation, all you can do is resort back to your typical inadequacies of abuse, straw-man questions and deliberate misrepresentation.
Why would I give a stuff about you?
That's a good obfuscated question, so Arsie .. why are you sucking up to Custard Guts?

Aussie wrote:
How can you be sure these baits have been put on your property? Don't you have motion cameras everywhere there?
And the most pertinent question of all ...

Why are you a puppy poisoner's advocate?

Y'know Arsie you should really reacquaint yourself with Custard Guts. Go visit him in Bundy and get him to take you to his private shooting range, and buy a stolen firearm or few. You could get him to point out my place on the way.
Then invite him to your place for a beer, and when his junky house breaker mate gets parole in about 6 months you can make a claim on your home and contents insurance policy.

The most interesting thing will be to see which verminous piece of shit scams the other. :clap
If Donald Trump is so close to the Ruskis, why couldn't he get Vladimir Putin to put novichok in Xi Jjinping's lipstick?

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