Hill billy capers

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If I am to be penalised because vegan fundamentalist park rangers want feral pigs protected, my only recourse is to
follow them to their marajuana crops and spray it with kerosene, so they cannot smoke it or sell it.

Love it.

Well done Yogi.

Have you considered becoming a Politician ?

[Outlaw Yogi]

If I am to be penalised because vegan fundamentalist park rangers want feral pigs protected, my only recourse is to
follow them to their marajuana crops and spray it with kerosene, so they cannot smoke it or sell it.

Love it.

Well done Yogi.

Have you considered becoming a Politician ?

Oh not you too. My manic depressive mother had my life all planned out for me to be a pollie. I've barely spoken to her since 1989.
Last night on the phone after mentioning some of statement to my father and how the local paper - Bundaberg News-Mail - want to run a story about me - along the lines of 'The poor pumpkin farmer's fight with bureaucracy', he laughed and said something about winding up in parliament.

If I ran as a candidate for Reclaim Australia, former coppers in the ALP
would have my police dossier sent to virtually every media outlet in OZ to make me look like glory seeking ratbag criminal scum.

When I repelled a home invader with a mattock handle in Nov 2003, I was on trial for 10 months, and the climax of the trial just happened to be during campaign time of a fed election. The ABC plastered my name all over the country. I got abuse via email from someone in Newcastle NSW I'd had a debate with in an online forum.

I use this forum because it's anonymous.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Ben is without doubt an idiot, but I wouldn't expect him to shoot at cars. Where as his schizo now former mate was
up on charges for shooting at passing traffic with a .22 last year ...

How wrong was I?

Got a visit from 3 of the CIB from Wynnum (Brisbane) on Wednessday, and it turns out Ben was charged with shooting at cars on Sandy Camp Rd, Mt Perry in 2014.

What are the chances that 2 idiots would shoot at cars from the same road about a year apart, and then become drug buddies?

[Outlaw Yogi]

Ben's been stalking my place most nights except when raining for at least a couple of weeks now.
A week ago Saturday night Gemma (my pig dog bitch) playing guard dog recieved a 2" long gash to the left side of her head.
I let the Jacks from Winnum CIB who came to visit me early last month know he's in the area, which vehicles he been using and where (which road) I've tracked him to. Then gave them 1st dibs on getting him, and if they didn't all I had to do to find him was find a blue Torana on Duckpond Rd. And if I caught him at my place I intend to injure him regardless of the consequences. Knowing I weild a mean mattle handle I gather they took that reasonably seriously.

When Winnum CIB came to see me about him, I told them "There's people out here who want him face down in a creek"
and one of the Ds replied "Same in Brisbane".

Y'see over Xmas Ben robbed an Olympic shooter's house in Brisbane and stole 28 guns. One hand made Italian gun amoungst this haul belonging to the Olympic shooter's wife is worth $25k.

So the two most likely options for Ben are to become a black fella's girlfriend of dinner for feral dogs and pigs.

Anyway here's some pics ...

This is a couple of the little gangsters who give all the other critters around my camp a hard time.

Feb-Mar-16#11&12-Noisy minah@25%-Fluffy&Tyrrant.jpg

"Oh wow! .. cosmic man" ... "Shut up yer tripper"

Feb-Mar-16#20Moon-rise@donga-near Easter.jpg

"Fred!, leave the fucken snake alone yer idiot"

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[Outlaw Yogi]

That photo collage doesn't do it justice ... so ...

Feb-Mar-16#22-Python@ck@25%.jpg

[Outlaw Yogi]

Glad I don't have to deal with these monsters ... stole this off yahoo

Amazon python.jpg

[Outlaw Yogi]

The nearby winery/vineyard has closed so no grapes (wrong time of year anyway) ... meanwhile the Spotted Gums in my forest are blooming .. so the winery's resident Rainbow Lorikeets have moved over to give my trees a trim. ... hundreds of them, one morning I had about 300 on the roof of my caravan ... so mornings are pretty noisy lately, with the constant chatter, squawking and flapping of parrots in poofter flag colours.

For some reason I don't mind the cheeky little characters despite the noise.
The bats on the other hand do annoy me with their screeching and flapping all night long. And the crows? .. they've learnt to give my place a wide berth. If one forgets, I've only got to ask "You want to die crow?" and they leave.

[Outlaw Yogi]

It was a sad day when I had to tell my bitch I can't take her out because she's ...

Too fat.jpg

From that full belly that I thought was going to spawn a colony, sometime between 3:33 and 8:35 am this morning (8/7/16) came 3 pups ...

Gemma's 2nd litter.jpg

Like last time, all take after their mother - white with brindle markings.

[Outlaw Yogi]

From that full belly that I thought was going to spawn a colony, sometime between 3:33 and 8:35 am this morning (8/7/16) came 3 pups ...

Let me revise that .. when I took the original photos I could only see 2 pups, but just prior to leaving home I noticed 3 pups, so figured 1 was hidden ... but when I went to feed her yesterday afternoon there were 11, 12 or 13 pups ... hard to do a proper count in a writhing mound of brindle patches, white legs and pink noses.

Gemma's birthing den.jpg

Gemma's colony.jpg

[Outlaw Yogi]

Final tally .. 16 pups .. and 1 emaciated mother .. they really sucked the guts out of her .. now I won't take her out because people will think I'm starving her.

Pups in pen @3 days.jpg

Happy puppy mummy.jpg