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Neferti
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by Neferti » Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:27 am
Valkie wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:24 am
Bobby wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:53 am
Texan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:30 pm
What a helpful lad. He is assisting the police with their inquiries.
That's code for -
we have him tied to a chair and
we're hitting him on the head with a phone book.
They don't use phone books nay more.
They have moved into the future
Now they have tazers
Correctly applied electrodes.
To "more sensitive" parts of the body.
A couple of short hits
They will definitely "assist the police with their enquiries"
Do monkeys have "identified parts" we should test a few hundred, just to be sure.

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Black Orchid
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by Black Orchid » Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:54 am
Texan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:30 pm
What a helpful lad. He is assisting the police with their inquiries.
That amused me too.
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Bobby
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by Bobby » Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:23 pm
Valkie wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:24 am
Bobby wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:53 am
Texan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:30 pm
What a helpful lad. He is assisting the police with their inquiries.
That's code for -
we have him tied to a chair and
we're hitting him on the head with a phone book.
They don't use phone books nay more.
They have moved into the future
Now they have tazers
Correctly applied electrodes.
To "more sensitive" parts of the body.
A couple of short hits
They will definitely "assist the police with their enquiries"
Do monkeys have "identified parts" we should test a few hundred, just to be sure.
Yes - they have ways of making them talk.

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Bobby
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by Bobby » Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:58 pm
We have 8 home invasions every day in Melbourne.
Usually it's Zulus who do it.
They arrive at 3am when you're in bed and then proceed to
beat you up with wooden and steel poles -
then they ransack your house -
take any valuables - and take off with your car
using your car keys.
First stop is the local petrol station for a drive off and
a 200km/hr run down the freeway.
People should be safe at night in their bed -
it's outrageous.
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Texan
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by Texan » Wed Mar 04, 2020 3:18 am
Bobby wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:58 pm
We have 8 home invasions every day in Melbourne.
Usually it's Zulus who do it.
They arrive at 3am when you're in bed and then proceed to
beat you up with wooden and steel poles -
then they ransack your house -
take any valuables - and take off with your car
using your car keys.
First stop is the local petrol station for a drive off and
a 200km/hr run down the freeway.
People should be safe at night in their bed -
it's outrageous.
We would shoot them upon entry and then receive the key to the city.
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Bobby
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by Bobby » Wed Mar 04, 2020 5:38 am
Texan wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04, 2020 3:18 am
Bobby wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:58 pm
We have 8 home invasions every day in Melbourne.
Usually it's Zulus who do it.
They arrive at 3am when you're in bed and then proceed to
beat you up with wooden and steel poles -
then they ransack your house -
take any valuables - and take off with your car
using your car keys.
First stop is the local petrol station for a drive off and
a 200km/hr run down the freeway.
People should be safe at night in their bed -
it's outrageous.
We would shoot them upon entry and then receive the key to the city.
Yes in the USA you have a
" home is your castle " policy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_doctrine
We don't - you're not allowed to kill or injure a home invader -
you could be charged with anything - up to murder.
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Valkie
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by Valkie » Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:12 pm
In Australia,
Our politicians, being criminals themselves and working for the largest criminal cartel on earth
Will not punish criminals
Because to do so would be to make a rod for their own backs.
Band then there is the politically correct "never blame a black" movement.
It seems that the only cure now is for all the humans to leave Melbourne
And put a huge fence around it
And shoot any monkeys who try to get out.
I have a dream
A world free from the plague of Islam
A world that has never known the horrors of the cult of death.
My hope is that in time, Islam will be nothing but a bad dream
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Texan
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by Texan » Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:01 am
Valkie wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:12 pm
In Australia,
Our politicians, being criminals themselves and working for the largest criminal cartel on earth
Will not punish criminals
Because to do so would be to make a rod for their own backs.
Band then there is the politically correct "never blame a black" movement.
It seems that the only cure now is for all the humans to leave Melbourne
And put a huge fence around it
And shoot any monkeys who try to get out.
There is a huge difference between shooting in self defense and shooting a "monkey". What constitutes a "monkey"?
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The4thEstate
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by The4thEstate » Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:26 pm
Bobby wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:58 pm
We have 8 home invasions every day in Melbourne.
Usually it's Zulus who do it.
They arrive at 3am when you're in bed and then proceed to
beat you up with wooden and steel poles -
then they ransack your house -
take any valuables - and take off with your car
using your car keys.
First stop is the local petrol station for a drive off and
a 200km/hr run down the freeway.
People should be safe at night in their bed -
it's outrageous.
Texan wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04, 2020 3:18 am
We would shoot them upon entry and then receive the key to the city.
Yep, here's how we handle home intruders in the U.S. -- even when the occupant is a 12-year-old girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0f9lNpXwJc
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Bobby
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by Bobby » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:44 pm
The4thEstate wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:26 pm
Bobby wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:58 pm
We have 8 home invasions every day in Melbourne.
Usually it's Zulus who do it.
They arrive at 3am when you're in bed and then proceed to
beat you up with wooden and steel poles -
then they ransack your house -
take any valuables - and take off with your car
using your car keys.
First stop is the local petrol station for a drive off and
a 200km/hr run down the freeway.
People should be safe at night in their bed -
it's outrageous.
Texan wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04, 2020 3:18 am
We would shoot them upon entry and then receive the key to the city.
Yep, here's how we handle home intruders in the U.S. -- even when the occupant is a 12-year-old girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0f9lNpXwJc
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