9/11 - A Time to Share Jokes

[Super Nova]

It's the Aussie way. Remember Apollo whatever? Immediately, I got a message "Q - where do Astronauts take a holiday? A - All over Miami ..." Yanks are too soft. They need a good kick up the arse.

The shuttle disaster... I remember that joke.

Steve Erwin (?) jokes the day he died.

Sonny Bono - the tree jokes

[annielaurie]

Yes, Annie, Chard is indeed one of your fellow Americans and I like him, he is very down to earth! Why don't you read his posts before jumping in with your leftard blatherings? Huh?

Yes, Neffy, as a matter of fact I have read most of Chard's posts all over the forum. Here's one I happened to come across just now,

Dude, she's a soulless gingerhead. Redheads are inherently into freaky sex and gain a racial modifier of +3 to their Fetish Fuel checks. Seriously, just look at that carrot-topped freak. Bitch has daddy issues and we all know what that means...

Hubby ain't gay, that nigga's just obeying his dominatrix like a good little bottom should. Jules cracks the whip, he takes in the turdpipe. How you can be on the internet this long and not know this stuff kind of makes me wonder just how fuckin' oblivious you really are, guy.

Also, grats on having one of the few national leaders I'd fuck without a quart of tequila and my body weight in cocaine being involved, Australia. Seriously, IQS, if you don't like Jules so much just drap a flag over her head and fuck her for your country.

Awwwww yeah ... Giggity giggity goo ...

http://www.ozpolitic.com/polanimal/view ... 76#p131676

Awwwww yeah ... not my kind of humor, sorry. He's got a mouth and an attitude, doesn't he. Yeah, we've got a lot of guys like this in every town and city across the United States.

In my town, when I run across someone like him, I just walk the other way.

[Neferti]

In my town, when I run across someone like him, I just walk the other way.

In your "town" where everyone loves each other and goes to Church on Sunday and shoots their partner rather than get a divorce? That town? I think I would be on Chard's side rather than the pseudo religious lot who think they will get into Heaven when they die.

[annielaurie]

In my town, when I run across someone like him, I just walk the other way.

In your "town" where everyone loves each other and goes to Church on Sunday and shoots their partner rather than get a divorce? That town? I think I would be on Chard's side rather than the pseudo religious lot who think they will get into Heaven when they die.

In my "town" Neffy? What town would that be? Not everyone here is like what you've described. Some of them are, in every town. But not all, and far from it.

I happen to agree with you about the pseudo religion. I used to be active in a church, long ago. I only believed it halfway anyway, and absolutely none of the supernatural, and have turned completely atheist long since.

But religiion aside, I appreciate folks with manners and a positive attitude, people who enjoy life, have an interest in creative things, see the potential good in others.

I hate the sex talk, the porn, the disrespect for women. I hate the racism. I hate the intimidating confrontational attitude, especially toward others who have different political or social views.

So many have turned into nasty uncaring bastards these days.

[IQS.RLOW]

So you hang around Monk???

[Neferti]

In my town, when I run across someone like him, I just walk the other way.

In your "town" where everyone loves each other and goes to Church on Sunday and shoots their partner rather than get a divorce? That town? I think I would be on Chard's side rather than the pseudo religious lot who think they will get into Heaven when they die.

In my "town" Neffy? What town would that be? Not everyone here is like what you've described. Some of them are, in every town. But not all, and far from it.

I happen to agree with you about the pseudo religion. I used to be active in a church, long ago. I only believed it halfway anyway, and absolutely none of the supernatural, and have turned completely atheist long since.

But religiion aside, I appreciate folks with manners and a positive attitude, people who enjoy life, have an interest in creative things, see the potential good in others.

I hate the sex talk, the porn, the disrespect for women. I hate the racism. I hate the intimidating confrontational attitude, especially toward others who have different political or social views.

So many have turned into nasty uncaring bastards these days.

You coined the word "my town", Annie ... check above. Chard is an American and you said you would "walk away" if you met someone like "that". I happen to like him. So? You talk through the hole in your head. and I wouldn't trust you if my life depended on it. Some Americans I actually like, others I wouldn't spit on.

[annielaurie]

Monk has nice manners toward me, he enjoys life and has a positive attitude, he likes the outdoors, camping and hiking, gardening and cooking, he's educated and has a degree in Geology, and he knows history and literature.

I'm interested in the natural sciences, and fiction writing. We share some interests that have nothing to do with these forums.

Oh he's got a mouth on when it comes to these forums, but he's a complete gentleman toward me. He ikes to laugh too.

[annielaurie]

Oh and Neffy, I don't know what you're talking about, so it's time to say goodbye ..

[IQS.RLOW]

Of course he is nice to you.

You're the closest thing to a vagina he has been near to that didn't have 4 legs and a fur coat

[annielaurie]

Oh IQ, this is an example of what I mean by the sex talk. Do you blokes ever have anything to say about men and women without the disrespectful sexual innuendo?