If you were a Widower......

[IQS.RLOW]

You can come to IQs partay cave and strip joint SN.

No leftards or fags allowed. Chicks dig it.

[Aussie]

So. What have I got so far? This all assumes some basic infrastructure like tricity, water and sewerage is at the Aussie Cave.

Given it is my Cave, I'm gonna be there, and I will do the kitchen clean up stuff, washing and ironing. Monk does the cooking and making of grog. Moses attends to all things TV and www. He also does all the document forgeries we might need. Outlaw Yogi does all the hunting, and nuking of Australia needed. I reckon I need an all-rounder, and I'm struggling between Lefty (and he can cook, forage and stuff) and skippy who is really ugly, but might just come in handy somehow.

This requires more consideration.

[IQS.RLOW]

^^^^ pick the bitch in the above selection...

[Aussie]

The Aussie Cave needs tradesmen. So that means Lefty cements his spot. Caves do not need specialist carpenters. An electrician would be good. Any offers? Plumbers? Bloody hell. We do have one who just loves cleaning toilet bowls. Nah.

We need a plumber.

[Jovial_Monk]

I just cook and brew, apparently, anything else is between boxy, SN & Aussie.

Well if you are going to fulfil that role, you may as well go all the way then.

I'm not in the cave, not invited.

Not invited as a forger, maybe invited as co-wife to boxy?

[Aussie]

In the Aussie Cave, I have no need for either boxy or SN. I am a tad concerned about the lack of female involvement. What have I missed?

[Jovial_Monk]

Vinegar Tits and mantra.

[boxy]

In the Aussie Cave, I have no need for either boxy or SN. I am a tad concerned about the lack of female involvement. What have I missed?

That Monk is more than willing to play your bitch?

[Jovial_Monk]

Don’t be shy boxy, you know you want to be the bitch.

[IQS.RLOW]

One day, you might be able to come up with something original instead of your usual "no..you are" fucktastic retorts