Woody Allen

James Tiberius Kirk · Post by **James Tiberius Kirk** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:47 am

What are those rings around URANUS?

Spock · Post by **Spock** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:12 am

That's' a tribble up my arse James.

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:29 am

I can not do it Captain, I need more KY jelly.

Sulu · Post by **Sulu** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:51 pm

My lap is a transporter. Have a seat and I will beam you up to heaven.

lapdancer · Post by **lapdancer** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:19 pm

that sounds somehow unholy

Woody Allen · Post by **Woody Allen** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:42 pm

Hey whats going on here? I thought this thread was about me and my existential sperm, I mean how did this happen?

fate · Post by **fate** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:31 pm

you outstayed your welcome Woody, your schlong has has shlung .It was always over rated you ugly mutt.

Little Tommy · Post by **Little Tommy** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:34 am

Sulu wrote:My lap is a transporter. Have a seat and I will beam you up to heaven.

That is what Santa said to me last Christmas.

Annie Hall · Post by **Annie Hall** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:08 pm

Woodie's woodie has termites.

Woodie Guthrie · Post by **Woodie Guthrie** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:09 am

Annie Hall wrote:Woodie's woodie has termites.

Termites ate up my woody.

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