If you were a Widower......

[boxy]

I thought you were only going to pick one.

Can't go past Monk, he'd make the perfect wife for you.

[IQS.RLOW]

Notice Aussies cave life is much like his administration?

Can't do shit for himself so wants everyone else at his beck and call to do it for him.

[Jovial_Monk]

No, I think Aussie has you cast as the wife boxy. Give Aussie this, you are probably more alluring than Vinegar Tits

[boxy]

Lucky for me, he's well past it, bedroom wise (thumbupya)

[IQS.RLOW]

I believe he's taking Viaggravateya...

[Jovial_Monk]

He ain’t all that old—I have met him, remember. He wasn’t even insane looking! Might take a couple–three VBs but that’s all.

[Jovial_Monk]

Hmmm I guess this new, sucking hard smilie is OK after all?

[Super Nova]

I've been thinking about documents. We'd need them. Given we'd have the incredible range of www/IT products Moses knows about, I also considered Super Nova.......but..........I reckon Moses could do much better forgeries. So, sorry SN, no spot for you in Cave Aussie.

"I reckon Moses could do much better forgeries."

They maybe better but I bet they were not delivered with such style and effect.

How about a few more ladies. If I was to come I would get sick of shagging you guys. Is this a gay cave closet you are creating.

[Jovial_Monk]

I just cook and brew, apparently, anything else is between boxy, SN & Aussie.

[Super Nova]

I just cook and brew, apparently, anything else is between boxy, SN & Aussie.

Well if you are going to fulfil that role, you may as well go all the way then.

I'm not in the cave, not invited.