There were these two fellas, widowers, who had lived together for years. They went and saw Breakback Mountain.
After the movie finished, and they were home, one said to the other, "What did you think about that?"
"Not too bad. Good movie."
"You know, we've known each other for decades. What do you reckon? Should we have a try at that?"
(Stunned mullet, for a second or two..................)
"Well, yeah...............okay, but who is gonna be the bowler, and who will be the batsman?"
"We'll toss for it." So, they do.
Ready for the deed, the batsman says, "Listen, if this hurts too much, and I've had enough, I'll say "moo," and you have to stop straight away, okay?"
The bowler agrees, and the deed is commenced.
Not too long later, the batsman began to say, "Mo........mo...............mo.......moo....................moo..................Moo..........Moon River
"*Fixed bloody typos*
