Abuses of the Clergy

[Abuses of the Clergy]

There were these young ladies of Birmingham,
And this is the sacndal concerning 'em,
They lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of the Bishop engagade in confirming 'em.

[Jovial Monk]

The was a young man from Hyde
Who fell down a privy and died
His unfortunate brother
Fell down another
And now they are interred* side by side

pronounced "in turd" geddit

[RIP]

On a tombstone:

Here lie the bones of Screwy Dick
At birth he was blessed with a corkscrew prick
His life he spent in a futile hunt
To find a gal with a corkscrew c*nt
Well, he finally found her, then fell dead
SONOFABITCH, she was a left-hand thread

[Abuses of the Clergy]

There was an old Abbess quite shocked
To find Nuns where the candles were stocked.
Said the Abbess, "You Nuns
Should behave more like guns,
And never go off till you're cocked."

[Jovial Monk]

Ummm

Something about the Bishop of Chichester
teaching a lass about religion, she took communion

Her breasts in white satin
Made the saints in their niches stir