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[Spike]

Spike Milligan Quotes

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to wear ear plugs.
Spike Milligan

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Spike Milligan

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike Milligan
The Goon Show

His vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scrotum.
Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan

I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Spike Milligan

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
Spike Milligan
on depression

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan

[Spike]

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan

[Jovial Monk]

Spike Milligan & Jeremy Taylor at Cambridge

[Spike]

Electricity

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=tiO4qkAPFsM

[Ravi who can't log in]

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. (Douglas adams - not spike but awsome none- the- less)

I cant log in at all, boxy set up an account for me because it wouldn't let me join but i get booted off as soon as I leave the login page... but anyway hi all

[Jovial Monk]

Have you been a naughty boy then?

[JW Frogen]

Douglas Adams learned that the answer is not 42, it is death and you.

Me too.

[boxy]

I'm pretty sure that Doug knew that the ultimate answer was death... but still, 42 is as good an answer as any other being bandied about to those who want their lives to mean more than 0