A retards guide to the universe - part 1

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mellie
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A retards guide to the universe - part 1

Post by mellie » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:14 am

- Lacing injections with mercury = bad

- Carbon tax = UN environmental temple tax = scam

-Chelation done by a qualified health care professional, specialist = safe

-Fact: The best things in life aren't always free eg, flu-vax




Feel free to add brief notes for those who have short attention spans, possibly due to mercury poisoning.

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Re: A retards guide to the universe - part 1

Post by boxy » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:34 am

I'm confused.

Are alien anal probes good or bad?

Please enlighten us with your wisdom and dubiously relevant linkages, oh great retard eradicator.
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Re: A retards guide to the universe - part 1

Post by Pastafarian » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:44 am

mellie wrote:- Lacing injections with mercury = bad

- Carbon tax = UN environmental temple tax = scam

-Chelation done by a qualified health care professional, specialist = safe

-Fact: The best things in life aren't always free eg, flu-vax




Feel free to add brief notes for those who have short attention spans, possibly due to mercury poisoning.

:)

Yes I also look forward to links to a web page entitled X, which lists other web pages as references, all of whom list the web page X as their main reference.
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Re: A retards guide to the universe - part 1

Post by harvey » Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:55 pm

boxy wrote:I'm confused.

Are alien anal probes good or bad?


That would depend on whether you enjoyed it, and whether you went back for seconds, thirds or even stowed away on board their ship so you could get frequent probing.
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Re: A retards guide to the universe - part 1

Post by harvey » Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:56 pm

Then it may also depend on whether your aliens felt that you gave it your all or whether you were 'dead in the sack'
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