I Feel Like Chulupas Tonight.

[J.W. Frogen]

I am at work.

We have a cleaner from El Salavador. He was in the army in the 1980s and had to flee the country. (Probably led some death squads).

Needless to say I like him.

But he can be irritating, he rings this buzzer over and over to get into the loading dock and will not wait for you to answer, he just rings and rings.

So he rings tonight. I let him in and he says "thank you" and then I think I have turned off the speaker and I say "go fuck yourself with a chulupa!"

He yelled "what?"

And I said "buenas noches".

And he replied "buenas noches my freind."

What a save!

Now I have a horrible craving for chulupas.

[Maria Gonzales]

I

Now I have a horrible craving for chulupas.

You can have a taste of my fat chalupa anytime, senor.

[Cha Cha]

The rhythm method means playing a guitar during sex in my country and I feel like dancing!

[J.W. Frogen]

I

Now I have a horrible craving for chulupas.

You can have a taste of my fat chalupa anytime, senor.

There have never been enough Maria's in the world.

[J.W. Frogen]

And don't even get me started on the Shri Lankan cleaner with the lazy eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yu Kanta Fuk]

And don't even get me started on the Shri Lankan cleaner with the lazy eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I give you dim sum and then some and you still complain!

[J.W. Frogen]

I work in a building that is the sum of all dim.

[J.W. Frolic]

I work in a building that is the sum of all dim.

You in prison? Don't bend over to pick up the soap.