Muzzo dunny paper thieves

[Texan]

Tragedy in Texas. A truck driver fell asleep and crashed his truck about 10 miles from my house. His load spilled all over the highway. I'm surprised there wasn't a riot. His load was dunny paper bound for San Antonio. The driver is ok.

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/traffic/18- ... s/2343228/

[Gordon]

Tragedy in Texas. A truck driver fell asleep and crashed his truck about 10 miles from my house. His load spilled all over the highway. I'm surprised there wasn't a riot. His load was dunny paper bound for San Antonio. The driver is ok.

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/traffic/18- ... s/2343228/

Tex, I hereby dub thee an honorary Australian for using our vernacular 'dunny paper'.

You're a good bloke.

[Texan]

Tragedy in Texas. A truck driver fell asleep and crashed his truck about 10 miles from my house. His load spilled all over the highway. I'm surprised there wasn't a riot. His load was dunny paper bound for San Antonio. The driver is ok.

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/traffic/18- ... s/2343228/

Tex, I hereby dub thee an honorary Australian for using our vernacular 'dunny paper'.

You're a good bloke.

If I had been very Australian I would have converted 10 miles to 16km, but thanks. I'll take it.

It was probably an Aussie truck driver on the wrong side of the road.

[Redneck]

Tragedy in Texas. A truck driver fell asleep and crashed his truck about 10 miles from my house. His load spilled all over the highway. I'm surprised there wasn't a riot. His load was dunny paper bound for San Antonio. The driver is ok.

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/traffic/18- ... s/2343228/

Tex, I hereby dub thee an honorary Australian for using our vernacular 'dunny paper'.

You're a good bloke.

If I had been very Australian I would have converted 10 miles to 16km, but thanks. I'll take it.

I still convert to Miles per Gallon and we changed to metric in 1974, old habits die hard!

[Gordon]

Tragedy in Texas. A truck driver fell asleep and crashed his truck about 10 miles from my house. His load spilled all over the highway. I'm surprised there wasn't a riot. His load was dunny paper bound for San Antonio. The driver is ok.

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/traffic/18- ... s/2343228/

Tex, I hereby dub thee an honorary Australian for using our vernacular 'dunny paper'.

You're a good bloke.

If I had been very Australian I would have converted 10 miles to 16km, but thanks. I'll take it.

I still convert to Miles per Gallon and we changed to metric in 1974, old habits die hard!

For windsurfing, sails and masts are always metric but boards length is is in feet but board volume is in litres and wind speed is in knots.

So when it's about 25 knots, you want a 85 litre/7' board with a 5m2 sail on a 490cm mast

[Texan]

Tragedy in Texas. A truck driver fell asleep and crashed his truck about 10 miles from my house. His load spilled all over the highway. I'm surprised there wasn't a riot. His load was dunny paper bound for San Antonio. The driver is ok.

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/traffic/18- ... s/2343228/

Tex, I hereby dub thee an honorary Australian for using our vernacular 'dunny paper'.

You're a good bloke.

If I had been very Australian I would have converted 10 miles to 16km, but thanks. I'll take it.

I still convert to Miles per Gallon and we changed to metric in 1974, old habits die hard!

For windsurfing, sails and masts are always metric but boards length is is in feet but board volume is in litres and wind speed is in knots.

So when it's about 25 knots, you want a 85 litre/7' board with a 5m2 sail on a 490cm mast

That's insanity. Pick a side already.