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sprintcyclist
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Rain cloud theft

Post by sprintcyclist » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:55 am

An Iranian general baffled reporters at a press conference earlier this week after he accused Israel and other foreign nations of stealing clouds to create a drought.

Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, the head of Iran's Civil Defense Organization, made the comments at an agricultural event amid ongoing protests over drinking water shortages across the country.

"Joint teams from Israel and one of the neighbouring countries make the clouds entering into Iran barren. Moreover, we are faced with the cases of cloud theft and snow theft," a translated report from Iran's Tasnim News Agency and the Iranian Students' News Agency quoted Jalali as saying.

Social media users from both Israel and Iran have reacted to his unique claim accordingly.
Israelis generally reacted to the comments in jest, suggesting Mossad, Israel's intelligence agency, was behind the weather theft. Others congratulated Jalali on his "true Nobel Prize material."
Water woes in Iran have sparked numerous protests this year, reportedly leading to a number of injuries.

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Black Orchid
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Re: Rain cloud theft

Post by Black Orchid » Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:44 pm

Nobel Prize material? :rofl

Sounds more like he should be locked in a padded room!

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Re: Rain cloud theft

Post by Valkie » Mon Dec 17, 2018 5:43 pm

Remember

You have to have a sub 70 IQ to be a muzzo.

Stealing clouds
Right up there with flying donkeys and sun setting in muddy holes.
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