Man dies having sex with scarecrow

[Black Orchid]

Perhaps it’s a good thing that scarecrows can’t talk.

An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.

He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.

Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.

Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow

‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

‘We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.’

Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-dies- ... ef=Default



This one made me laugh. Some people are really strange

[Neferti]

I wonder what the autopsy says he died from? A broken heart?

[lisa jones]

You know who this guy reminds me of?

Hint : Starts with M and ends with ONK

[boxy]

Unless he was doing it in the garden, it's more like a home made sex doll than a "scarecrow".

Sounds more like Lisa to me though. She's the one with the imaginary man, and 6 inch dildos up the arse (monk would have made a dog to fuck ).