US Golf

[billy the kid]

Take at look at DeChambeau and Wolff
One swings it like his arms are hands on a clock....I call him tic toc....
Wolff looks like he has tourettes syndrome....I call him Tourettes....
Imagine someone in the gallery watching Wolff play a shot and saying.....
"What the fuck was that...."
Tomorrows final round with them playing together will look like
the Punch and Judy show.....

[Black Orchid]

[billy the kid]

I have nick names for all...well..some of the players.....
McIlroy....Bounce....(bounces as he walks...)
Reed.....Snappy..(he snapped a club over his knee during a tournament not long ago...)
Lowrey....Mr Potato Head...
Courtzee...Cadburys..(one and a half swings...)
Fleetwood.....Homeless fuck.....
Day....Mr Vertigo...(has suffered a vertigo attack during a tournament...)
Leishmann....Edward Scissor Hands....(admitted cutting/trimming a putting green at home
with a pair of scissors...)
And so on........
However I still wish I had a tenth of their talent......

[billy the kid]

Another name for Wolff would be Bill Haley....remember "Rock Around The Clock"
Imagine a fan calling him Bill Haley.....wheres your Comets Bill.......

[billy the kid]

Maybe just call him Elvis....
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[Black Orchid]

LOL interesting hip movements.

[billy the kid]

I read somewhere he busted a collarbone a while back in some accident...
The article was attempting to suggest this was the reason he "swings it" the way he does..
As a golfer, I think that its just habit.
It doesnt help his game, nor does the past injury suggest that it causes the pre swing
"swivel"
Would be weird to see him fight out the finish with tic toc and bounce.....