Yep..just throw a dart....maybe two darts and add the numbers together...no wait..subtract...no wait....divide....
I know...lets use an abacus.....stuff it....maybe poker is not your game Ike...…
I know...lets have a spelling contest...….

Agreed!billy the kid wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:45 amHopefully the 11 military bases which are being prepared "just in case" in the USA wont be needed.....The4thEstate wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:42 amFunny stuff, Reebster!
By the way, life in America is getting interesting in view of the coronavirus outbreak. I went to a doctor's appointment this morning and had to get through a guard station asking me if I'd been experiencing any coughing, etc. When I said no, I was given a yellow sticker with "2-12" on it, representing the date.
Then when I went to check in at my doctor's office, the first question she asked was whether I'd traveled outside the country lately. "Only to Wuhan, China," I replied with a straight face.
(Just kidding ... I didn't really say that! But everything else I just wrote is true. Which is fine -- unlike China, at least they've been taking it seriously over here from day one.)
America (and Trump) puts their citizens firstThe4thEstate wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:42 am+Funny stuff, Reebster!The Reboot wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:19 pmI can see how that phone call would have went down..billy the kid wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:54 amhttps://www.zerohedge.com/health/white- ... engineered
But but but....it cant be a bio weapon...brian says so...
I think the White House could have saved themselves a lot of trouble and just rang brian
for his opinion....he would have told them its not a bioweapon because he knows everything
about everything....case closed...nothing to see here folks....move on.....![]()
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*ring ring*
White House: Hey, is this Brian Ross? We've heard you're on a expert on well.. everything. Can you tell us--?
Brian: Tsk tsk, is that an American accent I can hear?
White house: Yes, this is the white house. We've heard you're kind of a big deal. Care to tell us if the corona virus is a bioweapon?
Brian Ross: Tsk tsk, oh deary deary me. Your anti-intellectualism is on display again. But hey, that's no surprise as you're American.
White House: Oookay we'll just ignore that statement. We're dying to hear your viewpoint on the corona virus. There's strong evidence suggesting that it's a bioweapon --
Brian Ross: Tsk tsk. Oh deary deary me, the white house now believes in conspiracy theories. Silly Americans! Hmmmmmmmmm.
White house: So, you're saying it isn't a bioweapon, Mr Ross? Care to explain why?
Brian Ross: Tsk tsk, oh deary deary me. Your homophobia... no, wait -- your xenophobia is showing again. Time to run back to the kiddies playground where you lot belong! *rolls eyes then hangs up*
By the way, life in America is getting interesting in view of the coronavirus outbreak. I went to a doctor's appointment this morning and, upon entering the hospital building, first had to get past a guard station asking me if I'd been experiencing any coughing, etc. When I said no, I was given a yellow sticker with "2-12" on it, representing the date, and stuck it to the outside of my jacket.
Then when I went to check in at my doctor's office, the first question she asked was whether I'd traveled outside the country lately. "Only to Wuhan, China," I replied with a straight face.
(Just kidding ... I didn't really say that! But everything else I just wrote is true. Which is fine -- unlike China, at least they've been taking it seriously over here from day one.)
Black Orchid wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:19 pmI posted this elsewhere but one researcher is claiming that there are up to 50,000 new cases in China each DAY!
LOLbilly the kid wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:34 pmI suppose if you are a male smoker and you eat bat soup...guess what...
You just got the daily double...….![]()
And if you live in Wuhan....you got the trifecta.....![]()
The dividend....well....a trip to the crematorium...all expenses paid........![]()
LOLBlack Orchid wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:40 pmLOLbilly the kid wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:34 pmI suppose if you are a male smoker and you eat bat soup...guess what...
You just got the daily double...….![]()
And if you live in Wuhan....you got the trifecta.....![]()
The dividend....well....a trip to the crematorium...all expenses paid........![]()
I hope all those who love shark fin soup contract it as well![]()
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