Yep..just throw a dart....maybe two darts and add the numbers together...no wait..subtract...no wait....divide....
I know...lets use an abacus.....stuff it....maybe poker is not your game Ike...…
I know...lets have a spelling contest...….


Agreed!billy the kid wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:45 amHopefully the 11 military bases which are being prepared "just in case" in the USA wont be needed.....The4thEstate wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:42 amFunny stuff, Reebster!
By the way, life in America is getting interesting in view of the coronavirus outbreak. I went to a doctor's appointment this morning and had to get through a guard station asking me if I'd been experiencing any coughing, etc. When I said no, I was given a yellow sticker with "2-12" on it, representing the date.
Then when I went to check in at my doctor's office, the first question she asked was whether I'd traveled outside the country lately. "Only to Wuhan, China," I replied with a straight face.
(Just kidding ... I didn't really say that! But everything else I just wrote is true. Which is fine -- unlike China, at least they've been taking it seriously over here from day one.)
America (and Trump) puts their citizens firstThe4thEstate wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:42 am+Funny stuff, Reebster!The Reboot wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:19 pmI can see how that phone call would have went down..billy the kid wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:54 amhttps://www.zerohedge.com/health/white- ... engineered
But but but....it cant be a bio weapon...brian says so...
I think the White House could have saved themselves a lot of trouble and just rang brian
for his opinion....he would have told them its not a bioweapon because he knows everything
about everything....case closed...nothing to see here folks....move on.....

*ring ring*
White House: Hey, is this Brian Ross? We've heard you're on a expert on well.. everything. Can you tell us--?
Brian: Tsk tsk, is that an American accent I can hear?
White house: Yes, this is the white house. We've heard you're kind of a big deal. Care to tell us if the corona virus is a bioweapon?
Brian Ross: Tsk tsk, oh deary deary me. Your anti-intellectualism is on display again. But hey, that's no surprise as you're American.
White House: Oookay we'll just ignore that statement. We're dying to hear your viewpoint on the corona virus. There's strong evidence suggesting that it's a bioweapon --
Brian Ross: Tsk tsk. Oh deary deary me, the white house now believes in conspiracy theories. Silly Americans! Hmmmmmmmmm.
White house: So, you're saying it isn't a bioweapon, Mr Ross? Care to explain why?
Brian Ross: Tsk tsk, oh deary deary me. Your homophobia... no, wait -- your xenophobia is showing again. Time to run back to the kiddies playground where you lot belong! *rolls eyes then hangs up*
By the way, life in America is getting interesting in view of the coronavirus outbreak. I went to a doctor's appointment this morning and, upon entering the hospital building, first had to get past a guard station asking me if I'd been experiencing any coughing, etc. When I said no, I was given a yellow sticker with "2-12" on it, representing the date, and stuck it to the outside of my jacket.
Then when I went to check in at my doctor's office, the first question she asked was whether I'd traveled outside the country lately. "Only to Wuhan, China," I replied with a straight face.
(Just kidding ... I didn't really say that! But everything else I just wrote is true. Which is fine -- unlike China, at least they've been taking it seriously over here from day one.)
 unlike the imbeciles we have here in Australia, who are too busy worrying about "racism" than a life-threatening disease.
 unlike the imbeciles we have here in Australia, who are too busy worrying about "racism" than a life-threatening disease.
 
 Black Orchid wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:19 pmI posted this elsewhere but one researcher is claiming that there are up to 50,000 new cases in China each DAY!
 
  
  
  
 
LOLbilly the kid wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:34 pmI suppose if you are a male smoker and you eat bat soup...guess what...
You just got the daily double...….
And if you live in Wuhan....you got the trifecta.....
The dividend....well....a trip to the crematorium...all expenses paid........

LOLBlack Orchid wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:40 pmLOLbilly the kid wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:34 pmI suppose if you are a male smoker and you eat bat soup...guess what...
You just got the daily double...….
And if you live in Wuhan....you got the trifecta.....
The dividend....well....a trip to the crematorium...all expenses paid........
I hope all those who love shark fin soup contract it as well
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