I just went through security at the airport...

[Mistress Nicole]

...and a fucking swarthy Muslim patted me down.

Oh the ironing!

[Bobby]

...and a fucking swarthy Muslim patted me down.

Oh the ironing!

I hope it was a woman?

I hope she didn't grab your crutch?

[Black Orchid]

Most of the customs employees are ME males. So I am going to take a stab and say male?

Whoever divvies these people out into employment needs to be shot. Those who do work that is.

[Neferti]

...and a fucking swarthy Muslim patted me down.

Oh the ironing!

I hope it was a woman?

I hope she didn't grab your crutch?

It is a CROTCH both males and female have one.

the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

A crutch is one of these.

[Black Orchid]

I can't believe they are allowed to touch you without some sort of legitimate suspicion.

Did they actually touch you Nicole? They have machines to scan you but unless you are on a watch list what the Hell are they doing actually touching you?

[Bobby]

...and a fucking swarthy Muslim patted me down.

Oh the ironing!

I hope it was a woman?

I hope she didn't grab your crutch?

It is a CROTCH both males and female have one.

the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

A crutch is one of these.

You're right - silly me.

[Neferti]

No problem, Bobby. It's like Cods talking about "bare arms" instead of "bear arms".

Crotch/crutch .... everybody knows what you mean.

[Mistress Nicole]

I can't believe they are allowed to touch you without some sort of legitimate suspicion.

Did they actually touch you Nicole? They have machines to scan you but unless you are on a watch list what the Hell are they doing actually touching you?

No he didn’t touch me Orchid. But I believe in profiling for this sort of stuff. Every ME male should get extra attention. When was the last time a 44 year old white female hyjacked a plane. I mean cmon, are these people serious.

[Bobby]

No problem, Bobby. It's like Cods talking about "bare arms" instead of "bear arms".

Crotch/crutch .... everybody knows what you mean.

you forgot to say

forgiven

namaste

[The Mechanic]

what happens if you have Metal in different parts of your body?