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Funny quotes

Post by skippy » Tue Dec 20, 2016 12:36 pm

I see a lot of funny quotes around the traps and thought it might be a good thread for a laugh.
I saw this one today and thought it was a funny one to kick off.
Do you need a tissue to wipe away the tears,John?

no, do you need a dog hair brush to clean your sheets?
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Re: Funny quotes

Post by IQS.RLOW » Tue Dec 20, 2016 12:45 pm

skippy wrote:I see a lot of funny quotes around the traps and thought it might be a good thread for a laugh.
I saw this one today and thought it was a funny one to kick off.
Do you need a tissue to wipe away the tears,John?

no, do you need a dog hair brush to clean your sheets?
LOL...Monk will have a rage-on.

His reputation as a dog lover will follow him around the internet for the rest of his miserable life.
Quote by Aussie: I was a long term dead beat, wife abusing, drunk, black Muslim, on the dole for decades prison escapee having been convicted of paedophilia
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Re: Funny quotes

Post by cods » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:16 pm

isnt that plagiarism??...

that isnt a quote on PA is it?.... :roll: :roll:

I guess nothing funny about remarks on PA is there?..

just sayin

I guess its a good job you have ozpol to follow....

its pretty boring round here now aussie has gone.. :sad
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Re: Funny quotes

Post by skippy » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:26 pm

Good to see you log in to whine about PA,cods. :thumb

You got any funny quotes?
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Re: Funny quotes

Post by IQS.RLOW » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:32 pm

cods wrote:isnt that plagiarism??...

that isnt a quote on PA is it?.... :roll: :roll:

I guess nothing funny about remarks on PA is there?..

just sayin

I guess its a good job you have ozpol to follow....

its pretty boring round here now aussie has gone.. :sad
We've still got you cods. You can be the new whipping boy.

Youve got the sniveling whine down pat :thumb
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Re: Funny quotes

Post by Neferti » Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:50 pm

skippy wrote:I see a lot of funny quotes around the traps and thought it might be a good thread for a laugh.
I saw this one today and thought it was a funny one to kick off.
Do you need a tissue to wipe away the tears,John?

no, do you need a dog hair brush to clean your sheets?
:rofl .... and the tame comeback was:
There are brushes made out of dog hair?
I really wish somebody had saved that photo of the back end of the dog that started it all. :rofl
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