Cupla Wheelie Bin Jokes

[Redneck]

1.

In Australia, the curbside garbage carts are called "wheelie bins."


A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out.

In the spirit of kindness and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck, goes to the front door and knocks.


There's no answer.

Being a conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually, a Japanese man comes to the door.

"Harro!" says the Japanese man.

"G'day mate, where's ya' bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toilet," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again.
"No mate, where's ya' dust bin?"

"I dust been to toilet, I toll you!' says the Japanese man, still perplexed.

"Listen," says the garbage collector. "You're misunderstanding me. I mean, where's ya' wheelie bin?'"

"OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear.



"I wheelie bin havin sex wiffa wife's sista!!!"

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2

A trash man knocks on the back door of an Asian restaurant.
The proprietor comes out and the trash man says: ‘where’s ya bin’

The Asian proprietor: ‘I bin to Hong Kong’

Trash man: ‘no... where’s ya wheelie bin?’

Asian proprietor: ‘I wheely bin to hong kong’

Trash man: ‘Ok... so how about: where’s ya dust bin’

Asian proprietor: ‘I dust bin inside doing some paperwork’

Just then the proprietor's wife drives up.

Trash man: (ANGILY) ‘YOUR BIN IS MISSING!’

The owner's wife runs the car into the trash man knocking him onto the street.

She yells out of her window: ‘HIS BINIS IS A SMALL BUT IS A NOT MISSING!’

The trash man jumps up and angily yells at the woman: "GET OUT THE CAR BITCH!"

Owner's wife: 'I already take carbitch out yesterday. It out front.'

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3

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out. Normally, a bloke would just drive straight past, on to the next house, but old mate was in a good mood, he got laid last night. So he got out of the truck and knocked on the front door. An Aboriginal man answered the door and the Garbo asked "Hey mate, where's your bin?"
"Oh, I've bin up north." said the resident.

"Nah mate, where's your wheelie bin?" he goes.

"Ahh, I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell everyone I bin up north."

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