Political Animal

10 years ago I was diagnosed with a strange tumour/abcess near my my rectum. Later I was told it was an anal fistula. Was also told an operation might help some but I would probably have bowel problems afterwards so I decided to live with it. And so I have. The anal fistula explains much about my personality both online and off: Pain, blood and pus are hard to live with. I have improved my diet some and have lost some weight but I am looking for dietary suggestions because I have heard they can help. Any thoughts? In case you are unfamiliar with this condition here is a medical piccie (not me ) to help you understand what my life is like:

Sigh...another fanboi who thinks taking selfies like Kevin will impress me, or is that a pic of my old mate Aussie

I will refrain from posting an internal pic of your good self out of respect for the board.

Krull wrote:

Sure looks like a pain in the arse...

Try this IQ. My dogs love it.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vywTCnjKX4k[/youtube]

Monk. wrote:Try this IQ. My dogs love it.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vywTCnjKX4k[/youtube]

I've no doubt that you do express your dogs anal glands, but I don't think you are meant to do it with your penis as you like doing.

Will admit I watched it

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vywTCnjKX4k[/youtube]

and winced when I saw the anal gland milk

AiA in Atlanta wrote:Will admit I watched it

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vywTCnjKX4k[/youtube]

and winced when I saw the anal gland milk

That's a salad dressing for Monk.

I haven't bought salad dressing in years. Instead I just milk my own fistula and then sit down and enjoy the salad. De-lish!!

Yawn.

Originality is not your forte. It eludes you like intelligence.