F stands for Farce!

[Jovial Monk]

Since bloody Howard became Leader I have called the Liberals the Fiberals or Fibs. Nowadays the F could be considered to stand for for 'Farce' rather than Fib!

Firstly we had Utegate. A man never accustomed to reading research closely takes an email at face value and attacks the PM and Treasurer. The fool says he saw the email in the Saturday Daily Terror but he mentioned the email on a Friday. He relied on the testimony of a Treasury official (and Fib mole) but not on the qualifications Grech put on his answer or how Sen 'Doogie' Cameron suddenly wanted Grech to answer (remember what I said about research?) That vain idiot survived *because*there*is*no*one*in*the*Fib*Party who they could put up int he idiot's place. That and the idiot is putting up the money for the next election campaign and the Fibs are broke.

Before Utegate there was a morality play for idiots (that the idiot Turdbull didn't watch) or Utegate rehearsal in SA. Martin Hamilton-Smith, double barreled bore, started waving around emails saying Labor is corruptly getting money from the Scientology cult. That was proved wrong, SA Fib support plummeted and Deputy Fib leader Vicky Chapman challenged Martin Doublebarreled bore. The Leadership was declared vacant this morning and 11 Fibs voted for Double Barrel and 10 for Chapman, One ABFUCKINGSTAINED! A PROFESSIONAL POLITICIAN ABSTAINED FROM VOTING!

The Fibs have a deathwish I think.

[boxy]

I have called the Liberals the Fiberals or Fibs. Nowadays the F could be considered to stand for for 'Farce' rather than Fib!

Saturday Daily Terror

Turdbull

What are you? 8 years old?

[Jovial Monk]

Are you my mother you sad excuse of a moderator? Fuck off!

[Ethnic]

It's normal for a party in Opposition to have periods of being in limbo. Hell, I remember when Labor was in all sorts of strife when they were in Opposition. I'll never forgive them for the way they treated Simon Crean, and then Kim Beazley. They chose popularism over real substance which is what Crean and Beazley offered the party. Don't get too cocky JM. You know very well that both Labor and Liberal go through these periods. Besides, you really want Media Mike to have another term? If anyone needs to be challenged, it's him!

[Jovial Monk]

Now someone is trying to put up Tone "People Skills" Abbott as opposition leader.

Yes yes a new Opposition starts off shellshocked, but the Fibs are worth than that:

1. they are broke

2. Howard took them far to the right

3. Howard, like Menzies, made sure no one capable of challenging him got promoted and so e able at some time to challenge him. What a crap lineup: Costello, Downer, Reith, People Skills and the fundamentally flawed Turdbull.

[Jovial Monk]

Hmmm the farce continues: Martin Double-Bore not standing in Wednesdays leadership poll.

Well, Martin at least put Party before self, but that won't happen with Mr Vanity, Turdbull.