Phonys broadband dud

[Rorschach]

I don't think my private life has anything to do with you.
For starters you don't seem to be able to put 2 and 2 together.
Or read plain English.

Would you like me to post more quotes for you to misinterpret.
But others will acknowledge as you make an even bigger arsehole of yourself.

Ian Martin, one of Australia’s top telecommunications analysts, wrote of the Coalition’s plan:

“Perhaps the most important feature of Turnbull's plan is the better matching of resources with likely benefit as people's usage of broadband increases, keeping spending in line with people's willingness to pay.”

Grahame Lynch, the founder of telco industry publication CommsDay and a former group editorial director of America's Network and Telecom Asia wrote:

“The beauty of Malcolm Turnbull's solution is that it pushes fibre out closer to the customer, within hundreds of metres in some cases, helping delivering higher speeds but at a much lower labour and cost requirement because it uses the existing copper in the street.”

[skippy]

Lo
Oaks like the conga line don't want phony tony to own his plan. Funny hey? According to the conga line the coalitions fucked plan is Turnbulls, the relevant minister. But Labors plan is Gillards, the PM, fuckwits.

[Rorschach]

Sigh...
I expected you to be miles ahead of Arsie on this Skip.

Personally I have no idea who the bright spark in labor was to come up with the details for the NBN.
last thing I heard was that Conroy came up with the idea roughed out on a drink coaster with kev... which means the kitchen cabinet would have been involved I suppose, you know the big 4.

Have you heard or seen me blame Gillard for it?

[Aussie]

Near as I can tell, you are only bloke in Australia who says we don't need it. How's the weather in that cave?

Plenty of others think so too. Most of them regular people who understand how the Internet works.

Ya see...right here is Abbott telling us that we need the NBN. Come on 'Political Animal'.....I am an NBN nerd, and I am shitting all over you on this.

Mr Abbot said, “We believe in a NBN and we will deliver a better NBN, faster and more affordably than this government possibly can”.

Note the headline, Porky?

Abbott's NBN plan attacked,

[Rorschach]

You idiot...

They only use Abbott's name because he is leader of the opposition. remember he's the one who confessed he is not a Tech head.
just how many times does something need to be proved to you b4 it sinks in or before you stop being a dishonest prick?

Just like they'd use Gillard now, who we also know didn't come up with the NBN policy.

[IQS.RLOW]

The only thing you have ever shit all over is your own arse and face Aussie.

It's amazing how there are any businesses anywhere in Australia without spending fucking billions on a high speed porn downloader.

You are a fucking numpty Aussie. You would have no idea on bandwidth requirements now or in the future. You should learn to shut your fucking gob before making an idiot of yourself

[Aussie]

The only thing you have ever shit all over is your own arse and face Aussie.

It's amazing how there are any businesses anywhere in Australia without spending fucking billions on a high speed porn downloader.

You are a fucking numpty Aussie. You would have no idea on bandwidth requirements now or in the future. You should learn to shut your fucking gob before making an idiot of yourself

Don't tell me 'Political Animal,' tell your Guru, Abbott.

Mr Abbot said, “We believe in a NBN and we will deliver a better NBN, faster and more affordably than this government possibly can”.

Is he wrong, "Political Animal?"

Just like they'd use Gillard now, who we also know didn't come up with the NBN policy.

Yeas....but she will own it. You seem hell bent on saving Abbott from owning the LNP's NBN. Is he ashamed of it?

[Rorschach]

I don't think he knows what NBN stands for...

just for you Arsie..
because everyone else not living under a rock knows...

National Broadband Network

you know what.

A national broadband network is a good idea. I don't think anyone with half a brain would disagree.

[IQS.RLOW]

[Aussie]

NOIQ reckons we don't need it. Guess you just gave him half a brain. Generous, and charitable.

What do you reckon about floppy discs?

Malcolm Turnbull and Tony Abbott at their NBN announcement.

Malcolm Turnbull and Tony Abbott at their NBN announcement. Photo: Angus Mordant

The Opposition Leader promised this week that every Australian household would receive a free floppy disk drive and monochrome monitor under an Abbott-led government.

Launching the Coalition’s long awaited resptonse to the government’s National Broadband Network program, Mr Abbott denied that providing a floppy drive and monitor without the computing box to plug them into would leave Australian households with a second best solution.

“Second best is the sort of Labor extravagance that is bankrupting this country," he said. "If people want more they can easily spend a few thousand dollars to upgrade to a very fast 386 or even 486 computing box.”

When asked by Leigh Sales what a ‘386 computing box’ was, he admitted he wasn’t "across the brief" but, “Here’s everyone’s favourite! The internet’s Malcolm Turnbull!”
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Mr Turnbull immediately deflected criticism of the lack of a computing box, by pointing out that the monochrome monitor was not some old fashioned TRS 80 green screen, but rather a much cooler-looking mandarin-hued model, which was more than adequate for most people’s needs.

"WordStar looks smashing on this," he said.

When asked how much input he'd had into the final policy he smiled and insisted it was all Mr Abbott's work, "All of it. Nothing to do with me. Make sure you write that down."

The policy launch, which took place in a futuristic studio setting, and was attended by dozens of the nation’s top technology writers was an accident, sources close to Mr Abbott admitted later.

“It was supposed to be just Tony and Dennis Shanahan,” the spokesman said. “Dennis can’t even read his emails. A secretary types them out for him. We thought he’d be good for us.”

Instead, Mr Abbott had to repeatedly defer to his communications spokesman to handle the demanding technical details of the policy. Mr Turnbull admitted the whole thing was "really just a bag of dicks", but urged the assembled journalists to take note of how much more impressive he looked than his leader when talking about this stuff.

Mr Abbott, repeatedly trying to plug one of the demo model floppy drives into a power point said he "wasn’t really a tech head".

Reaction to the announcement was frothingly positive in the News Limited press, where news that the NBN would not be able to compete with Telstra was hailed as ‘excellent’ by major shareholder and noted Sith Lord, Rupert Murdoch.