Political Limericks

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Neferti
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Re: Political Limericks

Post by Neferti » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:00 pm

Jovial Monk wrote:That ain’t a limerick dear troll

A 1 for effort but nothing more. 1/10

You also sound like a sour old bitch. We already have one of those.
Are you going to call Black Orchid a Neferti too? No wonder you have never had a girlfriend. I hope that you treat your dear Old Mum better than you treat females on Forums.

PS. Typed with a HUGE smile on my face so you know that I am amused. ;)

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Re: Political Limericks

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:05 pm

Nah BO is a troll so that is what I will call her. She also acts rather precious but I think it is just an act.

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Re: Political Limericks

Post by IQS.RLOW » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:58 pm

There was an old man called Monk
Who like to fill dogs with spunk
The end.
Quote by Aussie: I was a long term dead beat, wife abusing, drunk, black Muslim, on the dole for decades prison escapee having been convicted of paedophilia

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Neferti
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Re: Political Limericks

Post by Neferti » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:13 pm

Mantra was a follow of Greens
She is not as stupid as she seems
When Bob gave it away
mantra said Hey?
I always eat whatsiname beans.

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Neferti
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Re: Political Limericks

Post by Neferti » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:17 pm

Neferti is one of the right
Nobody can keep her so quiet
As Jovial Monk
Who she thinks is a hunk
But then she never is right

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Re: Political Limericks

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:25 pm

That last line has a typo. “Never” should read “always” :mrgreen:

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Re: Political Limericks

Post by Rorschach » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:06 am

Hunk of what nef?
DOLT - A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time, like bwian. Oblivious to their own mental incapacity. On IGNORE - Warrior, mellie, Nom De Plume, FLEKTARD

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Re: Political Limericks

Post by Rorschach » Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:52 pm

There once was a Troll called Aussie
Posted pictures of his niece in her Cossie.
Stared at them all day,
Couldn't drag himself away,
Perverted or not? I ask... was he?
DOLT - A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time, like bwian. Oblivious to their own mental incapacity. On IGNORE - Warrior, mellie, Nom De Plume, FLEKTARD

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