Political Limericks

[Black Orchid]

What once was called Political Animal
Should be renamed Political Cannibal
They claw and they paw
Til there's nothing but gore
Aspiring to be maximal Hanibals

[Rorschach]

Cool.... Arsie won't like it though.

[Black Orchid]

My heart bleeds

[Jovial Monk]

There once was a troll from Yahoo
Liked looking at pictures of poo
But don’t say Fuck!
Or a tanty she chuck
The dainty young troll from Yahoo

[Jovial Monk]

Since the subject of shit has been introduced:

There was a young man called Hyde
Who fell down a privy and died
His unfortunate brother
Fell down another
And now they are interred side by side

One by Spike Milligan:

There was a man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus at Ealing
It said on the door
Don’t spit on the floor
So he stood up and spit on the ceiling!

[Rorschach]

Or a tanty she chuck

She'll chuck... JM, it doesn't affect the meter.
Oh and that last line seems rather repetitive.
Care to try again.

BTW, you are doing much better than Arsie on this.
Oh and Black Orchid, isn't a troll... you and Arsie, fill that descriptor, much better than she.

Liked those last 2 though... ah dear Spike, he is missed.

[Black Orchid]

There once was a spammer named Monk
Who liked to act like a punk
Tanked up with spite
He'd abuse all in his sight
With ramblings akin to a drunk

[Black Orchid]

Thanks Rorschach but I doubt Monk knows what a troll is. He has his face too close to the mirror

[Rorschach]

[Jovial Monk]

That ain’t a limerick dear troll

A 1 for effort but nothing more. 1/10

You also sound like a sour old bitch. We already have one of those.