Reasons not to vote LABOR.

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Re: Reasons not to vote LABOR.

Post by Rorschach » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:53 pm

A solicitor is like a prostitute. They take your money and tell you lies.
Where as a barrister takes your money and tells lies for you.
A QC doesn't just tell lies, they remodel the entire story.
Like that a lot Yogi, hope you don't mind if I keep it for future use.
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Re: Reasons not to vote LABOR.

Post by Aussie » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:55 pm

Outlaw Yogi wrote:A solicitor is like a prostitute. They take your money and tell you lies.
Where as a barrister takes your money and tells lies for you.
A QC doesn't just tell lies, they remodel the entire story.
....and a lawyer, Rambo?

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Re: Reasons not to vote LABOR.

Post by Rorschach » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:14 pm

Now you are being truly disingenuous Arsie.
Not just being a pedant.

I think Yogi well knows the difference even though you are playing with terms... a Barrister is a "lawyer"... Didn't you know
"lawyer" is usually a generic term? "Lawyer" was being used as a specific term by Nef to describe a Barrister, as is common in our society. I thought I already explained that to you. Now you are having a shot at Yogi???
The term "lawyer" is a generic term which covers both solicitors and barristers.
In some states, a lawyer may practise as both a solicitor and barrister, while in others, like Qld, you must choose to be either a solicitor or barrister (your signature is entered into one of two rolls held by the Supreme Court of Qld).
:du :du :du You are such a prat.

Now runaway and play with yourself in the corner.
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Re: Reasons not to vote LABOR.

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:24 pm

Aussie wrote:
Outlaw Yogi wrote:A solicitor is like a prostitute. They take your money and tell you lies.
Where as a barrister takes your money and tells lies for you.
A QC doesn't just tell lies, they remodel the entire story.
....and a lawyer, Rambo?

A lawyer? .. A lawyer is a liar regardless of their qualifications for deceit.
Rorschach wrote:Now you are being truly disingenuous Arsie.
Not just being a pedant.

explained that to you. Now you are having a shot at Yogi???
Don't worry about it.
Y'see Arsie displays the classic symptoms of a psychopath: compulsive liar, manipulator, intimidator.
But I'm good at exposing liars, love frustrating manipulators, and won't be intimidated by anyone.
Especially a failed lawyer.
If Donald Trump is so close to the Ruskis, why couldn't he get Vladimir Putin to put novichok in Xi Jjinping's lipstick?

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Re: Reasons not to vote LABOR.

Post by Neferti » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:29 pm

Gillard was practising law in Victoria. The titles tend to differ from State to State (as does the law itself) and have changed since 1996.

Anyway:-

Lawyer = a generic term for someone who has completed a Law Degree.

Solicitor = someone who has a Practising Certificate and who is therefore qualified to practise Law in a Law Firm.

Barrister = someone who has been admitted to the Bar and accepts briefs from Solicitors for specialised work.

http://www.liv.asn.au/Practising-in-Victoria

Hope that helps. :bike

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Re: Reasons not to vote LABOR.

Post by Aussie » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:31 pm

Y'see Arsie displays the classic symptoms of a psychopath: compulsive liar, manipulator, intimidator.
I've done you an injustice. Clearly, it ought be Dr. Rambo Ph.D!

;)

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Re: Reasons not to vote LABOR.

Post by IQS.RLOW » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:35 pm

Aussie wrote:
Outlaw Yogi wrote:A solicitor is like a prostitute. They take your money and tell you lies.
Where as a barrister takes your money and tells lies for you.
A QC doesn't just tell lies, they remodel the entire story.
....and a lawyer, Rambo?
They lie about FOI requests to the ABC, drive cabs, act like a dickhead on forums and dont have any formal qualification
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Re: Reasons not to vote LABOR.

Post by Neferti » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:40 pm

Aussie, I cannot (and will not) read your posts while you continue to be rude to me.

I noted that Rorschach and Yogi were discussing Solicitors so presumed you were too lazy to look up the definition. I am a Victorian (was) and they were not called Lawyers when I lived there. They were Solicitors. Gillard worked as a Solicitor in Melbourne.

The term Lawyer has become popular in Australia since we started speaking Yank and getting our ideas about The Law off TV.

:tease

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Re: Reasons not to vote LABOR.

Post by Aussie » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:51 pm

Aussie, I cannot (and will not) read your posts while you continue to be rude to me.
You can read.....and you have been reading............ my posts Naffy. I tried the 'be grovelling to Naffy" approach, and it got me, and this Board absolutely nowhere. As a result, you are posting the most vile allegations concerning mantra, and believe you have special protection from AnimalMother.

Fuck you Naffy.

;)

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Re: Reasons not to vote LABOR.

Post by Neferti » Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:11 pm

Good grief! I was wondering whether The First Bloke was still hanging around The Lodge getting a free meal and here he is popping up like a bad penny.

http://www.news.com.au/national/pm-juli ... 6516662829


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