The very worried Lefties are inventing make believe fairy tales to try to take their minds off of rapidly slipping Bungling Bilious Billy's woeful performance.
Things will get worse when Ita starts slagging Bilious Billy in the new ABC Women's Weekly just like she used to slag Juliar Gillard.
And no doubt Ita will stir up the retirees and pensioners and Small Businesses as she explains to them how the Extremist Greeny controlled Labor plans to rob them blind.
And what about the Extremist Greeny controlled Labor Party wrecking the housing market with their idiotic Socialist rubbish which will send rents thru the roof.
And the Extremist Greeny controlled Labor Party's plans to cripple Australia's power system so that it will be like the power system wreckage in Sth Aust with Victoria following close behind.
The Labor union brown nosers never could manage the economy and they have even recycled their Swan failure to help them ruin Australia.
And then there is the massive split in the Labor Party over their top policy of RESTART the BOATS which is being urgently pursued by the Extremist Greenies.
And now there is the SECOND massive split in the Labor Party over the ADANI coal mine which is being pursued by the unions.
And on top of this pile of **** sits Bungling Bilious Billy who has the charisma of a used tea bag.
Labor's election losing appeal to the frightened horrified voters.