He had to deal with the wreckers in his party as well as the senate.Mainly the block of BFFs ALP/Greens who despite their pilfering of each other voters always seem to join crotches for a playful sword fight while pretending that they don't really like each other, and block essential savings measures while both screeching that shrill lefty empty epithet "unfair" so they can pander to class warfare. Calling for all tax hovering slackers that are their rusted on base to rise up, abuse, protest while holding one hand out as the other rifles through the pockets of societies productives.
Meanwhile they both continue to ignore the horrifying results of the implementation of their disastrous policies.
From the sad state of SA who tried to out Green the Greens and now have a 3rd world energy system that they pay top dollar for a system promoted by morons and implemented by what can only be described as a government that is either incredibly stupid or incredibly evil.
To ALP inspired fart bubbles that are too numerous to list causing ever increasing death, debt and deficit.
While the instigators who started the whole pissing billions of borrowed dollars against the wall refuse to address the issue except for their socialist commie cronies whose only idea ever to pass fleetingly across the shit pool of their minds is "tax the rich"
instead of reeling in the waste that Australia cannot afford. But no matter what cuts are put up, the unrepresentative swill take pride in knocking down everything because of their meaningless mantra of whintastic nothingness "that's unfair" making
So onward the pied pieman paves the road to the cliff while lining there own pockets and pissing on the next 3-5 generations as the first to experience being poorer than the generation that came before them. The ALP refused to learn the lesson when they were tossed from govt in a landslide, so they will just continue to pick up where they left off on their destructive path.
The only saving grace should the ALP/Greens coalition slime back into the leather chairs is they will be isolated from the rest of the world who have and are rejecting leftist ideology everywhere so the list of countries to immigrate to will be larger.
Nearly every other nation that is right leaning or shifting right have less taxes, more jobs, better and more varied investment opportunities and less PC leftist ideology. The most satisfying bonus is no longer having to be forced to inadvertently fund and finance lefty shit tier projects such as the ABC, what lefty hipsters colloquially refer to as "art" or "writers festivals" or "Australian of the year awards" or any of the myriad of stacked lefty tax hoovers exclusively for leftist to dish out awards to other leftys and paid for from the pockets of conservatives.
Leaving an ALP run country will be safer as the boat loads of muslim country shoppers start flowing into the country to the delight of the ALP marginal seat holders. They will unpack the old lies and tears for the country shoppers and recommence holding out welcome banners and insist that the boats can't be stopped just as they did previously. In Sydney, the high cost of housing has been solved as the new country shoppers represented by the UNHCRHRC pro-bono lawyer pool have been given native title rights over privately owned house and land after calls to put the new arrivals up in private homes wasn't as fully subscribed as the author of the system, Julian Burnside envisaged or demanded.
Forcing Australians to put these poor and desperate new Australians in their homes didn't sit well with me, so I improved on my original system immensely.
Incensed at the lack of compassion and the stream of complaints from those he referred to as "bigots" who voluntarily took in the benefits seeking country shoppers and reported wife and child rapes, theft and sexual assaults, he fought for the native title act to be amended. The high court of Social Justice measured that because the new arrivals are so disadvantaged that awarding them Australian owned house and land was simply an act of positive discrimination needed for the leg up they need to become productive and grateful life long voters for the left because "free stuff...woohoo!".The displaced Australians were deemed by the head of the High Court of Social Justice , Brian Ross, to be privileged bigots, Islamaphobic, cruel, greedy and heartless. Mr Ross declared that the tiny amount of discrimination the displaced home owners faced was incomparable to the suffering the new arrival Australian ALP voters had to go through and anyone who disagreed was also a bigot and Islamaphobic. In a parting shot as he left the press conference with his partner Mothra, he once again performed a startling array of odd behaviour that have many questioning if there is a deeper issue with his mental faculties. As Mr Ross exited the press circle he reminded the displaced Islamaphobic bigots to "check their privilege" then performed an action commony referred to as "finger guns" at some journalists. Stopping suddenly, he rolled his eyes over and over again, clucking his tongue and while looking sternly at the press corp muttered and repeated "tsk, tsk" before turning and exiting after he notice his partner Mothra had waddled to an exit door that was able to accommodate her ample frame. They were filmed departing in a government issue chauffeur driven stretched Prius.
Meanwhile the human rights commission, emboldened by what they think is surging leftism and increased powers as a gift from the ALP for services rendered and continued favourable timing of reports has begun recommendations for criminalising thoughts and speech adding 18(e) to 18(z) inclusions to add to the discrimination jackpot lottery sweepstakes.
The first addition introduced was to make it illegal to offend anyone based on political speech. So far only conservatives have been charged under the new laws as all conservatives have been classified as automatically offensive to any leftist if they are anywhere in the vicinity whether a political opinion is expressed or not. All conservative ex-PMs were immediately placed in detention for causing offence to leftists
In a shocking turn of events, Bob Hawke and Paul Keating were also incarcerated after a poor soul inadvertently stumbled across some old YouTube videos. The horror dawned on him as he clicked that the old revered ALP guard were only revered because they won a legitimate Democratic election. Under the new ALPHRCUNHCR coalition, this metric is no longer valid. Democracy and elections have been deemed unnecessary as the new ALPHRCUNHCR coalition has established itself as "the fountain of all knowledge approved for the public that have been preapproved by special committee".
This new governing triumvirate of travesty considers their knowledge and opinions as being so far above normal beings that no other view needs to be considered. In the beginning of the melding of minds it was discussed that although everyone in the group was aware that they new better than the "human cattle" it needed to be established as an undeniable fact in case some uppity scientists, psychologists or other group challenge their collective socialist crsdentials. The group used established techniques used in many leftwing institutions such as the IPCC the details of procedure for confirming truth and fact athough top secret, was taken directly from the prestigious IPCC operations manual. This same technique was used to declare the "science settled"
No one could possibly argue against using the same technique for confirming important facts. If they did, screaming "DENIER" seems to work effectively.
The triumvirate drafted the relevant legislation and consulted widely within the three groups.
The legislation was tabled and a secret ballot was held. An independent witness tallied the votes and it was unanimous.
The ALPHRCUNHCR triumvirate declared the vote valid and passed the law into existence.
It was this historic moment the three groups came to a unanimous consensus that the ALPHRCUNHCR voted themselves as the smartest person in the room.
The offendee responsible for the arrest of Hawke and Keating YouTubed many Parliamentary performances of both before the waves of horror washed over him as the penny dropped and he realised these two old ALP luminaries were actually fully fledged money loving capitalists, anti-PC and anti-socialist. Checking his newly issued HRC supplied Offendometer he saw the needle starting to peak. Lights flashed as the Meyer needle approached full scale deflection.
A subsequent viewing of a video revealed Hawkes nobbling of the union movements natural abilities to engage in a bit a bashy, bashy, excessive wage increases, intimidation, 3 month strikes for on site toilet paper underhanging offences via some vehicle Hawke referred to as an "Accord".
Offendee felt sick to his stomach.
Under the new ALP and CFMEU parliamentary industrial law advisory body this "Accord" would be discriminatory and clearly illegal against unions as per the new ALP laws passed were all union activities including violence were declared legal and any attempt to stop or curtail or advise that their activity might not be in their best interests is a jailable offence. Thank heavens the new ALP application of retrospectivity in law to address past behaviour that falls below newly established behaviour guidlines doesn't meet the new ALPHRCUNHCR approved list of behaviour is subject to state interrogation.
The offendees view of Keating's blatant disregard for and ignorance of PC culture had his Offendometer self destruct in disbelief that these two were considered the guiding lights at the very beginnings of the new ALP. After submitting his broken Offendometer as evidence of his human rights being breached, both Keating and Hawke were judged by the newly formed HRC HRTPC (Human rights comm. Homosexuals Reporting and Transexual Policing Dept) as crossing the line retrospectively drawn by the HRC and ratified by the High Court of Social Justice. Without delay that night the new ALP retrospectivity legal framework was inserted into the Constitution.
Some Constitutional experts have expressed doubt about the legality of changing the Constitution in secret by the top lawyers from the ALPHRCUNHCR cabal pool of lawyers but no one has been able to find a lawyer who disagrees with the addition. They are all too busy enjoying the extra business to think about challenging the amendment.
Hawke was sentenced to 30 years for robe wearing and public displays of Blanche.
Keating wasn't initially charged with anything but brought in for questioning. He was placed under arrest after interrogators filed a grievance after their Offendometer alarms sounded after Keating was recorded in a confrontation. From the transcript:
PK: "Are you fucking serious?
PK: You bunch of soft cock morons, I was right then and I'm right now. I know it, you knows it and Nancy poncing around over there fucking knows it too.
Unidentified non-cisgenderbinarywoman: *quiet sobbing in the background*
Non-cisgenderneutraltranswoman GreggaryPeccary:"why is he so mean!!?*
PK: It's as true today as it was back then. Two of you wooly woofters and your poofy poodle arent representative of a family unit, you spineless cretin.
*Gasps of horror* Non-cisgenderneutraltranswoman GreggaryPeccary:"That. is. just. so. offensive."
PK: I don't give a stuff if it's offensive. You can go fuck yourself Nancy.
PK: Now fuck off and get out of my sight you make me sick, you fucking weirdos.
PK: I was smacking the beginnings of you social justice wankers in debates back in university.
PK: You were spineless dickheads back then and nothing has changed..
PK: I'm going shopping for clocks and none of you poofters better be looking at my arse as I leave. Bunch of bloody dickheads"
Non-cisgenderneutraltranswoman GreggaryPeccary:*wracking sobs punctuated by wooping deep breaths* "Is my mascara running"
Keatings file has been marked 'never to be released'
Under direction from the ALPHRCUNHCR, all Muslims convicted of violence, rape and terrorism that have been incarcerated, including those in maximum security prisons have been released with multi-million dollar compensation payouts for infringement on their human right to the practising of their religion. The new ALP government in conjunction with the High Court of Social Justice has announced that an Muslim apology ceremony where the multimillion compensation payouts will be made, (recipients were offered a choice of cheque or cash. All preferred the payouts in small denomination notes for reasons that haven't been identified because it is illegal to speculate) has been planned for what was previously known as Christmas Day. High Court of Social! Justice, Brian Ross who claims he brought the idea tongue table has declared himself "Father of the Muslim Apologist" and expects full cooperation and the nation to vocalise a direct apology to any and all Muslims, said only a heartfelt apology and massive amounts of compensation will have any chance to scrub the stain of Austalias rampant bigotry and Islamophobia by daring to restrict Muslims religious right to celebrate their religion and culture like many other Australians. Although I am not Muslim or religious myself, so I am in no position to judge another's beliefs or what they require to complete their religious duties according to their faith. Just because they involve unfamilar traditions to non-muslims such as pack rape, pedophilia, beheadings and lack of availability to items central to a Muslims brief system such as bulk fertilizer, assorted chemicals and fuse wire. These are all integral parts of the Islamic Faith. Who are we to deny them freedom of religion. If you are uncomfortable with this you are definitely a bigot and an Islamophobe
Lawyers from the HRC and Greens joined forces to lodge a high court challenge to include access to assault rifles, heavy artillery and small scale nuclear weapons to be added to the list as a Muslim only human right.
ALPHRC spokesthing and HRC HRTPC agent, non-cisgenderneutraltranswoman GreggaryPeccary spoke briefly:
All of these activities are freely enjoyed by mulims in other countries like the caves of Afghanistan and Pakistan.
We have no right to try and restrict Muslims to suit people's ingrained Islamaphobia and bigotry. The addition of Muslim materials that allow them to fully submit and immerse themselves in Islam should be welcomed as it add to the rich tapestry of the strength and growth of Islam in multicultural Australia.
Many people were concerned when pack rape was included on the Muslim approved list. These people are bigots and Islamaphobes.
The Muslim pack rapes I have experienced was some of my most exciting and multicultural experiences to my date.
I've never felt so close to the men of the Muslim community. They really are a great bunch of guys just having fun and letting off steam in the ways many Muslims are free to enjoy in other parts of the world. We shouldn't let anyone ruin their Muslim fun with small minds, bigotry and Islamaphobia.
Ok, I'm finished with the press announcement boys. Oh Hiiii Mark...I haven't seen you around lately Mr Kenny hmmmm? Just as well I buy your paper just so I can see your handsome face *giggle*
Ok, I'm off to get ready and try on my new Victoria Secrets purchase then about midnight I'm going to head to Lakemba and hang around the parks to do some more research on this pack rape phenomenon. Keep your fingers crossed for me Mark! Byeeeeeee sweetie!
New Zealand is looking pretty good
America under Trump even better.
UK looks to be conservative for years while that pathetic Corbyn and his cardigan hang on.
France may even be an option should Le Pen manage to get the hose out.
Shame that Australia will be isolated in a booming conservative world should the criminal ALP/Greens partnership get up.
Meanwhile we will all be Living by candlelight as the rest of the world rejects the socialist dogma of expensive and unreliable renewballs.
