Remember to await further instructions from your supreme leaders before making any new policies this election.
Priority number 1- Ban Australia Day, use enterprise bargaining agreements if necessary in order to get the job done.
Remember, they need you to completely crush all semblance of national pride, they can't have us feeling too empowered or patriotic at the polling booths in a few months time.
Albo, was mummy a Spy? She certainly did a fair amount of travelling ( particularly when you were conceived on board a cruise ship) ..... this kind of travel wasn't within reach of most Australians, and whilst you tell Australians that your biological father was Italian, I must concede, I'd be wanting DNA proof if I were you.
Take a closer look at the man sitting closest to your mother on her righ, look familiar to you at all? And the fare on board the ship, how did she afford this cruise to begin with again? and at a time when most Australians couldn't afford to eat properly, much less cruise across Europe?
Some things just don't add up Albo, your hard done by story being one of them.
I'd like to know who that man is sitting next to your mother if it isn't you.
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