Scotty who? Never heard of him...

[DrMattus]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-23/ ... /101277260

In the bizarre, twisted carnival of Australian politics, the former betrayer in chief finally thrown in the towel, slinking away from the rancid big top after 16 relentless years of political gymnastics. This Machiavellian puppet-master, who once deftly juggled the burning chainsaws of federal power, now scurries off to the cushy lap of the global corporate beast, a retirement befitting a man who treated governance like a high-stakes poker game. The once unshakeable Morrison, now just another escape artist, leaves a void in the seat of Cook, setting the stage for a grotesque by-election with characters like Carmelo Pesce and Simon Kennedy ready to don the greasepaint and step into the ring.

Morrison's departure, a farce masquerading as a heartfelt farewell, was broadcast via the cold, sterile universe of Facebook. In his message, he painted himself as a selfless hero, a man who supposedly hoisted Australia upon his shoulders to make it "stronger, more secure, and more prosperous." His thank-yous rolled out like a red carpet of deceit, nodding to cronies like butterfingers and the beetrooter, while tossing the baton to Voldemort himself. His strategically timed exit, as cunning as his rise to power, leaves the door ajar for a new puppet to dance on the strings of Cook, injecting a fresh dose of venom into the political bloodstream.

Morrison's reign, a dizzying, hellish rollercoaster, saw him morph from an immigration ogre to the treasurer and ultimately, to the prime minister, in a coup drenched in betrayal and backstabbing. His tenure, scarred by the Black Summer bushfires' inferno and a pandemic power grab, was the stuff of dystopian nightmares. The Robodebt scandal, a Kafkaesque horror show, further smeared his already sullied legacy. As he fades into the corporate shadows and dances in April sun of Cuba, Morrison clings to the mundane comforts of his community, church, and the Cronulla Sharks, like a washed-up performer yearning for the roar of the crowd, leaving behind a trail of chaos, confusion, and the stench of scorched earth.

[Aussie]

Long way to simply say he is/was and always will be a cunt.

But, you have managed to include all his ever so endearing qualities, except one ~ his close relationship with a sexual abuser.

[brian ross]

I hear he as a job lined up in the Church hierarchy... Tsk, tsk, tsk...