Coal-ition roots farmers.

[DaS Energy]

Lots of false sadness and pity for drought ravaged farmers, while Tony slips one up their arse. Farmers are desperate to get some access to money. Cunning Coal-ition has spin.
"Eligible farmers will have their access to Newstart payments brought forward from July."
Eligible farmers having access to Newstart will have access brought foreword from July sometime to June 30th .

[DaS Energy]

This old farmer knows the game well. Politicians race out and lie - look at how much assistance we are giving, but the truth lays with all the conditions they impose to make sure none of its taken up. Abbott and mates have only got the knob in, wait till they start to shove!

[Rorschach]

I have no idea what he's on about Lucas but I suspect this would be appropriate...

[DaS Energy]

Abbott and his Coal-ition are well aware farmers rely on rain and a climate suitable for growing crops. These poor bastards Abbotts rooting with pleasure all over his face can borrow a $Million or half the farms value, but only have five years to pay it back or Abbott and mates sell up the lot. Couple this with the Banks will have already loaned to the value of the farm, and farmers get nothing, which is news that puts Abbott and Hockey over the moon with happiness!